Comments on: 20 Hilarious Guitar Jokes and More

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 06 Oct 2023 10:33:40 +0000

What’s the difference between a guitarist and a bond? The bond will eventually mature and make money.

By: Hinnerk

Hinnerk — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:20:02 +0000

Q:
Imagine you get lost in an deep dark forrest. You wander around in circles an you meet Santa Claus, Rudolph Reindeer, a good guitar player and a bad guitar player and everyone describes the way out differently. Who’s description will you follow?

A: The bad guitar player! The others don’t exist.

By: Ross

Ross — Sun, 20 Feb 2022 07:16:01 +0000

When does a guitar player start making money?

When he sells his guitar

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 16:05:53 +0000

What’s God’s favorite guitar chord?

Gsus

By: JUD SHERWOOD

JUD SHERWOOD — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:56:14 +0000

How many Berklee guitar students does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to do it and 999 to say I could have done that.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 14:04:40 +0000

A friend of mine was worried sick after he had lost his guitar. He asked me to help him.
“It’s ok” I said, “don’t fret”

By: Hugh Buchanan

Hugh Buchanan — Sun, 08 Mar 2020 14:29:03 +0000

A sixty-year old twelve string guitar player will have spent forty years of his life tuning.

How do you get a guitarist to play more slowly?
Put a chart in front of him.

By: Bobby Zed

Bobby Zed — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 03:43:22 +0000

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

By: Davey Rock

Davey Rock — Thu, 07 Feb 2019 14:55:01 +0000

Q: how did the guitarist break his neck?

A: he ran his pickup into the bridge and broke his neck.

By: Ken

Ken — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 19:06:49 +0000

What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people.